People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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