4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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