if only i could text you this smell
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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