...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
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smell my finger.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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