I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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