She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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