Is it because I queefed?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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