he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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