we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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