actually, I'm a sock model
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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