dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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