I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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