We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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