But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
What a dumb baby whore.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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