I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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