i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Let's get the cat blown out
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
