I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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