Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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