sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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