You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I intend to get homeless drunk
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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