Dual....:-)
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize