As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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