I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
honey bunches of taint.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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