He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
