do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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