Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
And then he peed in my hair
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