You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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