Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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