Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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