i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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