I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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