I look better un-naked...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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