Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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