So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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