This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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