so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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