Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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