All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
