She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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