So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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