I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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