Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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