I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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