Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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