i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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