fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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