My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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