I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
