Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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