return my video game
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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