Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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