Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
a search helicopter?!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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