just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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