I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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